OK you're awesome, I don't care.
Maybe I'm just a bit more grumpy or tired than usual, but what is the deal with people always having to gloat about how freakin' awesome they are? I'm sick of it. I don't care how much you 'own', or how well you did on this or that, or that your virtual wang is larger than everybody else’s. I really just don't care. It's not like I don't sometimes have to brag about being super-awesome or whatever, but when an entire conversation consists about you you you and being the best...
Get over it, you're mediocre just like the rest of us.